Sunday, September 23, 2007

Hoaxer Alert near Danville, Virginia

Attention...
It has been brought to the attention of Sasquatch Watch of Virginia that someone in the Danville, Virginia area is dressing up in a gorilla suit along Route 41. Please be aware that anyone having a sighting in this area must be aware that there are IDIOTS doing this.
Now, I am sure that the person or person's doing this do keep up with Bigfoot groups on the internet. So, for that reason, I issue the following statement...

"Bigfoot groups nationwide are constantly told that the only way to prove the existence of this creature is to BRING IN A BODY! Everyone in this field will agree with me, we constantly hear the words, "BRING IN A BODY". So what do you think this encourages? It is only a matter of time before some trigger happy person takes down one of these creatures or someone in a gorilla suit. Please heed the warning! If you want to commit suicide, well, just keep doing it. You will likely be shot or hit my a fast moving vehicle as you will become a target to someone trying to bring in the prize. Sorry for being so blunt, but someone needs to keep you informed."

I would like to state that the members of Sasquatch Watch of Virginia do NOT wish to harm this creature. Therefore, its the SEVERAL OTHERS to worry about. There are alot of other practical jokes that are safer to practice, this isn't one of them.

I would like to thank the individual who brought this information to our attention, you know who you are and I greatly appreciate it.

Billy Willard
Sasquatch Watch of Virginia

3 comments:

Doug said...

Yikes, Bill. I'd think twice about posting a call to bring in a body of a bigfoot, while acknowledging that there are people dressed as bigfoot out there. That tantamount to putting a hit out on someone. In the common sense world maybe it's an overreaction, but in the world of litigation it's a real threat.

~Eastongarden

Billy Willard said...

Eastongarden,

It's not me posting a call to bring in a body, it's the scientists and other researchers saying that it is necessary. Again, I am no kill on the issue. I'm simply trying to send them a warning that there are others out there looking to bring one in.

Dennis said...

I think that was a fair warning to the numbskull(s) involved Billy....there are alot of people that will shoot to kill one of these things for a few reasons, money and fame are at the top of the list....anybody that goes out in a suit these days is asking for a problem, or a possible painful end to the problems they currently have.....jmo....